I am a Man of AMERICA

Being Regal & American as Fuck

Hello and welcome!  I am Andrew Sprung and I am here to entertain, educate and sprungerize you.  I'm sure that last one isn't a word but hey this is America and we do whatever the hell we want here.  While not wasting time watching any sport you can put on television,  I work as a Web Analytics Professional for an entertainment company in Santa Monica, CA. 

I strive to understand everything about internet behavior, why certain behaviors occur and how I can best utilize that knowledge to make a successful website work.  YAY Analytics..

Opinions, rambles and general nonsense that takes place here is my own opinion and in no way is a reflection or direct opinion of the lovely people who supply me with my check.